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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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