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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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