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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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