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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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