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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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