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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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