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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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