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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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