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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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