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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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