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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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