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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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