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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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