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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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