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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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