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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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