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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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