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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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