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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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