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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛
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