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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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