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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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