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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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