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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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