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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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