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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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