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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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