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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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