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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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