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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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