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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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