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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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