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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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