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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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