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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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