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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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