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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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