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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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