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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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