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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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