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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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