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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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