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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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