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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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