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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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