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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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