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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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