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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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