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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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