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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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