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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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