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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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