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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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