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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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