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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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