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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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