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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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